Less than a week...

And I turn 31. Why God, why?!

In honor of the Olympics, I plan to celebrate my birthday with 10 awe-inspiring events. Coming to an Evite near you:

Old-Limp-ics Decathalon

1st Half - Thirty-FUN

Opening SCARE-amonies - Participants know who you are. This event will run the whole day.

1st Event: 10k run - Join me for a run (or a walk or just watch).
Time: 10am
Where: Lake Elizabeth 40000 Paseo Padre Parkway, Fremont, CA 94538

2nd: TRIPLESCOOP Jump - Ice cream anyone?
Time: 11:30am
Where: Baskin Robins 34980 Newark Blvd. Newark, CA 94560

3rd: (get) HIGH Jump - Shhhhh.....

4th: 4 x 4 burger MEATlay - Who's down for 4 patties?
Time: TBD
Where: In and Out 43349 Pacific Commons Blvd. Fremont, California 94538

Break

2nd Half - Thirty-DUMB
Main Event
Time: 10pm
Where: Kaenyama Restaurant & Bar 43785 Boscell Road, Fremont, CA 94538

5th: SOUL Vault - Sing happy birthday to me using your American Idol voice. Don't worry no judges here, but you will be video taped!

6th: SHOTS Put - NEN--no explanation necessary. Let's do this!

7th: JAMMIN' Throw - Shake what your mama gave ya! (What the hell rhymes with javelin?!)

8th: HAMMERED Throw - More drinks!

9th: HURLdles - This may or may not happen depending on how drunk you are...

10th: KISS-THIS Throw - Feel free to kiss the birthday boy before the night's over. Guys are automatically disqualified.

Then finish it off with the Award Ceremony or pass out. So if you have nothing to do Saturday the 23rd, join an event!