Weirdest Dream So Far This Year

For some reason I get the most vivid dreams after the first hit on my snooze button. When I get these dreams there's a 80-90% chance I will not hear the next alarm. Today it made me 2 and a half hours late to work. This is what I could remember:

I started the dream walking. I was all dressed up (probably in a tuxedo), but when I looked down I had flip flops on instead of shoes. I continued walking to what looked like an old Catholic Church you find in the Philippines and entered through the doors. I soon realized that it was my wedding day! WTF!!! I keep walking to the alter and was slightly embarrassed that I had on slippers and mostly confused why I was getting married. Then out of nowhere the bride appears next to me. (Now this is where it gets really strange.) I couldn't really see here face, but I did sneak a peak a her boobs. Then all I could feel was sadness--like a was crying on the inside. Every part of me knew this was not right. We were side by side and she grabbed my hand. I looked around and saw my Mom giving me a stern look. So I held her hand tighter and interlocked fingers. Now this sent me over the edge as I felt my heart sink deeper into despair. (Yes, this sounds hella gay, but bare with me.) So I decided to just run. I ran outside and ended up at a college campus student union (which I thought was Cal State East Bay). There was a lot of steam, sort of like an old school train station and the smell of food was delicious. Then I saw two girls I knew back in the day--Giselle DeGuzman and Anna Destura. I was walking up to them and while I did the room started transforming into the inside of a train or maybe BART. As I kept walking I see Josie Alvite at one end of the room and she ends up sitting next to Giselle and Anna. Then I get there.

Josie says, "What are you doing here?"
I reply, "What are YOU doing here?"
For some reason I didn't want Giselle and Anna to hear so I whisper into Josie's ear, "I ran away from my wedding..."
We both laugh and Giselle and Anna both had smirks on their faces. Then one of them asks, "Are you two going somewhere?" (At least that's what I think she said.)
"Archie's never invited me anywhere," said Josie.
"Wanna go to my wedding?"

Then I woke up and saw the clock--9:28am. Oooooooofff!!!

4 comments:

  1. WOW. What do you think this means?

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  2. follow my analyisis:

    church in the pi - bc lately you love pinays

    slippers - supporting the pi theory

    why were you getting married - bc you want to already

    why did you run away - bc you realized youre looking in the wrong direction. why look for a girl in the pi, when you can find one here.

    so then who's here - well there's some old school loves like giselle and anna
    but they've already gotten on that wedding train (bart)

    who else is on the train - josie

    so what does it all mean...
    you're GAY

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  3. what's weird is that I dreamt of giselle last night too. except my friend alex from college left his wife for her and she left her man for alex.

    maybe in my dream you are alex.

    anyway....your dream means that we should have a bachelor party soon!

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