Weirdest Dream This Year So Far II

I woke up with a start this morning at around 6:50am. I had another freaky dream which got me a little scared. This is what I could remember...

I was walking down a street which I believed to be somewhere in New Orleans. It was evening and all the streetlights were lit. I've never been to New Orleans in my life so I don't know where I'm getting this. All I remember was that I had a big smile on my face and a accordion-type folder under my left arm. The reason I was so happy was that the folder had hella money in it. All of sudden, an old creole lady comes out of an alley and starts begging me for money. I ignored her and kept walking. I head down the street and noticed something to my left. I turned my head around only to find the old lady quietly trying to rip open the side of the folder. She was so sneaky I didn't realize she was following me the whole time. I screamed at her, "Get the f*#k away from me!" I checked the folder to see if it was ripped and luckily it wasn't. I was hella pissed off. I remember thinking to myself, "I just want to go home." So I kept walking, faster this time, and then the black guy who was on Grey's Anatomy but got fired(?) comes up to me and starts calming me down. He said things like, "I know how you feel man..." or "Yeah, that wasn't right..." etc, etc. Before I knew it he had lead me to the front of a deserted house where the old creole lady was waiting. I was in complete shock. He tricked me! Then I was afraid for my life and everything went black. I woke up again in my dream and found myself in a room with the creole lady and Grey's Anatomy guy standing in front of a seated Bruce Willis with his hands tied behind his back and mouth gaged. Picture the torture scene in the last James Bond movie Casino Royale. "Holy shit..." is the last thing I could remember thinking. Then I woke up and that was that. I could hear Joy or Jason starting up the shower in their bathroom and I got pissed that it was probably hella early still. I turned my head and looked at my alarm clock--yup definitely early...but at least it wasn't an old lady trying to take my money.

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