Ratings and Standards

I've recently come across an interesting subject about how men & women rate each other, males more so than females. Guys will usually rate a girl on a scale from 1-10, 10 being extremely hot (I would sell my left nut to be in the same room as you) and 1 being extremely ugly (Didn't you play a troll in Lord of the Rings?). Well, there's this guy named Johnny S. who's simplified this and I thought it was pretty interesting. Here's a snippet (I made it rated PG):

I believe this is the NORMAL, NATURAL, and AUTOMATIC 'attractiveness' scale which is used in all first-world societies, regardless of gender/sexual preference.

I believe that fundamentally, the TRUE rating-system which normal men and women both use is a four level scale, from zero-to-three.

0 - I WOULDN'T f*** 'em.
1 - I COULD f*** 'em...
2 - I'D LIKE to f*** 'em!
3 - They wouldn't f*** me.


This is very elegant in that it requires no external guidelines for definition, needn't be vocalized, and is, of course, completely subjective. In fact, it's pretty-much ingrained into everyone from birth.


I think I may have to agree with this guy.

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